Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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