don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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