butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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