Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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