BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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