two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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