The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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