You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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