they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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