i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
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