Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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