James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
A bitchslap is in order.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
