life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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