What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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