Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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