I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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