I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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