The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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