i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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