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that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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