How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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