so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
