how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
