I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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