But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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