There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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