Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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