It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Say something about gay babies.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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