do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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