Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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