so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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