i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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