I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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