Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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