Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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