just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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