well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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