He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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