Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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