I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Life is so much better after having sex.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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