So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
only if we run a train.
done.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
She told me I should be a condom model.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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