she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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