did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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