I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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