just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
