hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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