I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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