Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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