ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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