so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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