peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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