Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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