Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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