I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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