I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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