What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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